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		<title>The First and Last Time I Hung Out With A Stripper</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:15:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was very iffy posting this story. I ultimately posted it at the request of some readers, but I&#8217;ve changed my mind. I decided that I didn&#8217;t like it and took off this post. Read a better one about Flaming &#8230; <a href="http://idiotforever.wordpress.com/2009/04/02/the-first-and-last-time-i-hung-out-with-a-stripper/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=idiotforever.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7159657&amp;post=74&amp;subd=idiotforever&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 08:29:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[New people &#8211; here are a couple of longer stories you&#8217;ll like: Ronald McDonald Held Hostage &#38; Flaming Dr. Pepper If you&#8217;re short on time, impatient, or illiterate, here are some shorter ones: We Never Talked Again &#38; Jack Follow &#8230; <a href="http://idiotforever.wordpress.com/2009/04/01/welcome/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=idiotforever.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7159657&amp;post=62&amp;subd=idiotforever&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>We never talked again</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 15:06:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was sitting at lunch with a couple of my friends. A new girl we just met was sitting across from me. She was telling me how her weekend was. Usually when I talk to people, especially girls, I&#8217;m all &#8230; <a href="http://idiotforever.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/we-never-talked-again/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=idiotforever.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7159657&amp;post=49&amp;subd=idiotforever&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ronald McDonald Held Hostage</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 08:48:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Flash back to October 31, 2006. Yes, that&#8217;s Halloween. You&#8217;re brilliant. That night, my school&#8217;s girl&#8217;s volleyball team had a playoff game. I went because I was a big fan of the team. The fan theme for the game was &#8230; <a href="http://idiotforever.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/ronald-mcdonald-held-hostage/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=idiotforever.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7159657&amp;post=29&amp;subd=idiotforever&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How I Duped The Sun</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 06:51:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey new readers. If you&#8217;re looking for real comedy gold (especially If you&#8217;re from CollegeHumor), check out my other articles. Make sure you subscribe for more stories of foolishness. If this is all stupid to you, there&#8217;s more comedy to &#8230; <a href="http://idiotforever.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/how-i-duped-the-sun/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=idiotforever.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7159657&amp;post=19&amp;subd=idiotforever&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Jack and the DPS Officer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 09:50:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s my first account of an idiot teenager living to his namesake. At our dorms at school, we have people called Department of Public Safety officers, or DPS officers, who work the front desk and check in everyone who comes &#8230; <a href="http://idiotforever.wordpress.com/2009/03/30/jack-and-the-dps-officer/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=idiotforever.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7159657&amp;post=8&amp;subd=idiotforever&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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