I was sitting at lunch with a couple of my friends. A new girl we just met was sitting across from me. She was telling me how her weekend was. Usually when I talk to people, especially girls, I’m all for the eye contact. However, as this girl was talking to me, she kept looking directly at my friend to the left of me. She kept talking on and on. She kept looking at my friend. I kept getting angrier and angrier. What was she doing? Was she messing with me or something? Finally, I couldn’t take it any more. I yelled at her-
“What are you doing!? Why are you looking at Steve when you’re talking to me!?”
Everyone at the table got dead silent and stared at me in horror. The girl looked at Steve and said to me-
“I have a lazy eye.”
Ouch. But amusing.
Yeah, at least it made a funny story, right? Thanks for commenting Piers. Keep checking back!
Yea, that is rough. Sorry bro
Thanks for the comment and sympathy. Keep checking back!
Lol, just found this blog from Reddit. The stories are hilarious. Keep up the good work, I’ll be sticking around.
Thanks a lot Kerplar. I’m glad I got a loyal reader. Check me out on twitter. I usually ask readers for some input. I want to get you all involved.
I guessed it!
A friend and I were going to place our orders with our eyes crossed. Fortunately, we both chickened out. You guessed it…….The waiter was cross-eyed!
Bahaha! I would like to see his reaction if you guys actually did that!
Wow, all of your stories are hilarious. I’ve been stressing out about the decisions I have to make for after high school, but your way sounds much more fun. You’ve changed my life!
Thanks for reading Tiffany! Keep checking back. I changed your life? In that case, I could have probably only changed your life in terrible ways. Sorry about that. Good luck with those decisions.
wow dude i bet you felt like a **** lol
Haha yeah, but it made for a funny story.
Ups.. I feel sorry for the girl ^^
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and you ^^
Haha yeah, it’s right to feel sorry for both of us. Thanks for commenting.
Hihihi… i thought she’s just looking for an excuse..
An excuse not to talk to me!? Ouch!
blessed are those who have crossed-eyes, for they will see god Twice…
You are so deep.